i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
life goals: become so hot people make fan blogs about me.
one time when my grandma was young she was at a party and a guy asked her to dance with him
she said no because she thought he was ‘gross’ and ‘a loser’
that guy went on to be the lead singer of The Rolling Stones